So here’s a comic about beating up on introverts. No disrespect to traditional bullying methods, but I find that unless you’re picking one of your victims up over your head and hurling them into the other, you’re not really reaching your full potential.

Of course, if you only have one victim to abuse, what you can do is stand on their head and force them to walk across a floor of spikes, transporting you safely to the other side. Try eating cherries while you do that; it’s hilarious.