Denim! Cursed denim! Oh! The overalls haunt my vision; the drawing thereof doth… maketh me… not wanteth to draw them. What I’m saying is, the Mario Bros. wear a lot of denim, and I draws me a lot of Mario brothers, so by the transitive property, I hate denim.

But through struggle comes mastery, and all artists must suffer for their craft. Lo! I am like unto Michelangelo in my despair.

I am also like unto another Michelangelo for being a Party Dude.

You may notice that in the logo for this comic, I included the period after “parody”. I know that the period in “Super Mario Bros.” was for the truncation of “brothers”. I do not care. If I must suffer for my art, so will you, punctuation pedant!